| 928th In A Series of Wednesdays. |
[Nov. 3rd, 2004|09:29 pm] |
And I expect nothing less.
Oh, I guess we have a new man who wears a hat. I mean, the vote guy. The guy who we vote for that wears the hat. The *metaphorical* hat. The hat of authority. And I guess he's not a new guy. He's an old guy. But he was gonna be an old guy either way, but I mean he's the *old* old guy. The previous one. The one that was the new old guy last time when the *old* old old guy's turn wearing the hat was up. When the old old old guy got done wearing the hat, he had to give it up, and the old old old guy's old buddy decided he was going to try for the big hat. Of course, some other guy wanted the hat too. He had some relative who wore the hat before, I guess. I'm thinking he wanted the hat back. So he got the hat. A lot of people say he took the hat from the old old old guy's buddy. I guess they were both buddies of people who used to wear the hat. But I think the guy that got the hat had some other connection with his buddy-- like maybe the guy caused him to be born by impregnating somebody. I don't know the details. Hat people are very private, and I imagine something like that would be pretty embarrassing.
But that's history. This time the guy who got the hat last time was protecting his hat from this other guy who was wearing a smaller hat. He really wanted that hat. They both wanted the hat, actually. The one guy wanted to keep it, and the other guy wanted to have it, cause it was bigger than his old hat. That didn't work out. A bunch of people decided that he wasn't going to get the hat. Some people aren't happy about that, but some people think it's ok.
That's the summary. Old old guy was fiddling around with the hat last night, but then he put it back on. The new old guy doesn't have a hat now. He used to have a smaller hat, like I said. I don't think they're going to give it back.
I guess a lot of people took off smaller hats last night, too. They gave their hats to other people. I think some of them want to use their small hats to earn a big hat. Some of them just like the shade, though.
And that was Tuesday. A lot of hat shuffling. They don't do it very often, so people were excited. I thought new old guy was going to get the hat, but he didn't. That makes sense. It can be tough to take someone's hat, especially when they know you're trying to take it.
In case you feel like I might be wasting your time:
No dood geed poes ungunnished.
Stime pops for Moe Nan.
Murning the Nidmight boil.
Mrying over crilt spilk.
And that's all. In the 21st Century, try not to hit your head on anything.
LAST MINUTE ADDENDUM
So I was filling out the voter registration form the other day. There's a party called the Peace & Freedom party. I didn't think you were allowed to make your party name nothing more than positive sounding nouns. This is a revelation to me. I figure in 2008, I'll run on a similar platform. Of course, the Peace & Freedom party are bunch of feminist socialists, so it will take some retooling to get the ideas just right for me. Have to change things around a bit. I've settled on calling my platform the Eye, Doughnut, Car, Party. I'll get more votes, because I have three positive sounding nouns instead of two. So remember: Vote Eye, Doughnut, Car, in 2008! |
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