| Two Synthetic Limericks |
[Oct. 23rd, 2007|01:41 am] |
I worked these up a couple of weeks ago. They aren't too terribly witty, but they rhyme alright, and as Swift sarcastically said, "if it rings well upon the knuckle, be sure there is no flaw in it."
A Chemist, gone mad with distraction
Hurled into the sea his reaction.
To atone for this loss
He was made by his boss
To recover it via extraction.
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There once was a fellow from Stowles
Who bred cockroaches, rabbits, and voles
Asked how he could keep track
Of this prolific pack
He replied "I just count them in moles."
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Oh! I have a new website. Right now it's only filler and fluff-- stylesheets, scripts, odds and broken ends; the domain name is a charmer, though. It's six characters, and I got the dot com too!
http://ataxon.us |
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